And the winners are:

Sorry for the delay. Evil Marketing Man has been traveling, but I have the winners now. Please send me an e-mail at evilhrlady at gmail dot com with your address (and real name) and our New Yorker Friends will send you your calendar!

Here are the winners:

Charles for the stupid grade inflation policy

Dilletaunt for the policy of calling back Katrina victims every hour

Monkey for her no calendars policy (who thinks this stuff up)

Teri for her brilliant response to the pantyhose policy

and

Anonymous for the no e-mail Friday Haiku.

Thanks for playing!